Villains & Role Models
July Villain & Role Model Gubernatorial Edition
Okay, it's a little untraditional to have the same person as our villain AND our role model. But we'll make an exception for Tom Tancredo this month!
Wait, you're thinking: Progressive Promotions is in solidarity with Colorado's immigrants and Tancredo couldn't be more hostile to our hard-working immigrant community. And hasn't he said that President Obama is more dangerous than Al Qaeda?! Well, yes. His intolerance and all-around looniness make him our villain this month!
But isn't it good to have him in the Governor's race? Tanc is our
role model for right-wing extremists: Go ahead, put purity ahead of efficacy, people. The Dems will win, but you'll always respect yourself in the morning!
The Hickenlooper campaign couldn't have dreamed up a better scenario. Onward to victory!
July Quote
In the "Reap What You Sow" department:
"Will you tell those dumbasses at the Tea Party to stop asking questions about birth certificates while I'm on camera."
- GOP Senate Candidate Ken Buck

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